Sex

 

I guessed that any visitor to this site would click a tab marked’ sex’,  if nothing else.

Sex deserves attention. Getting the best possible sex life must surely be a big contributor – probably the biggest, really – to making the best of our lives.  But we rarely think about what we should aspire to. And if we don’t have the  vaguest about the ideal, how on earth can we hope to  get even close to a good sex life? It may be easier to start at the other end – ensuring that our present sex life isn’t horribly deficient.

I am devising a few tests to warn us when our life sex life is in serious trouble. The first of these is given below.

 Score yourself on the following items:

Oh  yes Maybe Maybe not Oh  no
I often brag about my sexual exploits -4 -2 +2 +4
I listen anxiously when others brag -7 -5 +1 +2
I quit smoking +2 NR NR NR
I have never in my life smoked daily for more than a week +6 NR NR -4
I keep recalling a super sexual experience a month ago -2 -1 0 +1
I keep recalling a super sexual experience a year or more ago -6 -4 0 0
I enjoy a drink daily -4 -2 +2 +4
I enjoy drinking heavily, most days -7 -6 0 0
I’ve kept to one sexual partner all my life -10 -8 0 +1
I will interrupt a money making activity, for good sex +6 +4 -2 -8
I readily pay for sex -4 -2 0 0
I still smoke -9 -7 -5 +5
I have sex only to procreate OH! Oh! oh! 0

Did you get below 20?  Be warned.

What your exact score implies is still being worked out, so wait for it.

 

Eventually, there will be pages on the subjects listed below:

 

More fun

(= Making a fun sex life more fun, without recourse to manuals, making a fool of yourself or resorting to ridiculous postures)

 

 

Funny sex

(= Complying with enticing sex enhancement recommendations or other  insistent stuff directed at the gullible)

 

 

Sad sex lives

(= Not making the best of every reasonable opportunity while assiduously preparing for the sinless ones – expected in large doses,  any moment now.     ‘I know God has lined up some great times for me, as reward for my abstinence – but dare not remind Him in case this is taken as a sign of lust.  He really should know, shouldn’t He?  In the meantime, I continue my vigorous workouts.)

 

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WHAT IS PERFECT SEX?

 

 

‘Simple -  it is 34′.

 

 

 

 

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Complex?

No. Real complexity lies somewhere else.

 

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